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apples turn pear shape

by aquamud @ 2008-02-22 - 14:07:42

the snake was not to blame
eve was not to blame

God told adam not to eat the apple
God did not tell eve nor did He tell the snake not to eat the apple

and everything was still okay when eve bit the apple

it was only when adam bit the apple that it all went pear shape


 
 

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ranfuchsranfuchs pro
2008-02-22 @ 15:39

It was a trick to get rid of Adam. A plan God had from day one, when he realized that Adam was a faulty design.

So God made sure that Adam could not know right from wrong unless he ate from the fruit of the tree. But then he ate and knew he had done wrong, it was too late already. This was a brilliant legal maneuver that won God the admiration of many for generation to come.

The second best maneuver of the sort was catch 22, but many argue that God’s was better as it had a touch of cruelty to it, while catch 22 had more of a flavour of stupidity. The polls are still open though

aquamudaquamud [Member]
2008-02-22 @ 16:11

God did not create anything faulty - he created mankind with free will - freedom to choose.

To know that no snow flake is the same as the other - to see how the earth's season are created - to see how a baby is formed in the mother's womb - to experience a miracle - is not random things that just happen. God is perfect - we are so far removed from God and in our pride we refuse to accept that we fucked up - so we point the finger at God.

No tricks. Not faulty job.

We find it difficult to believe.

aquamudaquamud [Member]
2008-02-22 @ 16:11

I've said enough. You are entitled to your opinion but it is after all an opinion.

ranfuchsranfuchs pro
2008-02-22 @ 16:22

if I built anything that doesn't work to perfection, than it's the designer at fault, not the design

aquamudaquamud [Member]
2008-02-22 @ 15:53

so God creates a faulty design and then makes his design aware that it is faulty

that is a true reflection of mans stupidity

but let's just be as ignorant and as far up our own asses as we can possibly be and lets say that God is faulty

after all - just look at nature's intricate design

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